silentauroriamthereal:

crustysvm:

witchfromthemidwest:

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

AMEN

Can’t afford not to reblog this. Hope it works for all of us!

(via landofgay)

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

(via sockmockery)

alolanawkword:

jehovahhthickness:

I’m going paddleboarding this weekend and I invited 4 of my friends. 3 of them bailed and one of them still hasn’t answered. Guess what bitch is still going paddleboarding even if it means going alone?

Moral of the story:

Stop waiting on other people to live your life

(via the-best-of-funny)

sikhfam:

I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”.  Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.

(via sockmockery)

thetownwitch:

just girly things: not being able to determine if a man is being nice to you because he’s sincere and views you as an autonomous human being or if he’s being nice to you because he views you as a conquerable object

(via 50-km)

thurisazsalail:

taahko:

taahko:

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

(via the-best-of-funny)